Posted by: Ms. Crackers | November 29, 2008

{ note to self }

Moving forward, please limit house guests to those that fit the following criteria:

  1. are wanted as guests in this household, meaning that their presence is a positive thing.
  2. are capable of behaving as fully-functioning adults.
  3. are respectful of the fact that this is not their personal space and that they are guests in this household.

Barring any emergency visits that are authorized by yours truly, guests who are not willing or able to abide by the aforementioned rules shall be directed to alternative accomodations, which may include but are not limited to the following: someone else’s house, a hotel room, anywhere but here, back from whence they came.

Fuck. Every damn time, it’s the same thing.  Someday, someone’s gotta learn.